How to get away with your new acquisition …

Danelectro 12 string with shoes

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How to tell your wife you bought new gear…

Honey… Happy Anniversary!

Fender headstock

Honey… look what the storm blew into our garden!

Gibson

Honey… I threw a stick to the dog and look what it brought back!

Gibson Les Paul Modern

Honey… it is just an old guitar with a new lick of paint!

Gibson es-335 Chris Cornell

Honey… every tobacco product comes with a surgical warning!

GMP Guitars – custom

Honey… your new coffee table arrived!

Fender

Honey… look what I made out of some old cigar boxes!

Fender CS Blues Junior

Honey… it is not a guitar! It does not have enough strings!

Scheckter Baron H

Honey… Santa likes beer!

Santa

Honey … remember that old string I planted last year?

Gibson SG Zoot Suit 2009

Honey… our basswood tree has fruit!

Warwick Corvette double$ Ltd.

Honey… where did this ugly green thing come from?

Gibson Standard Modern Double Cut 2017

Honey… it is just a cigar box!

Marshall Astoria

Honey… it is our wedding anniversary, congratulations!

Gibson Automotive

For a few days now I have been driving a Gibson Super Goldtone 4×4. It is a great car, I love it! The engine has DTV6 cylinders with EL34 valves. Spring reverb suspension in the front and rear. Chrome grille to cover the Celestion V30’s. For the driver mode I can choose between two options: normal and overdrive. A luxury dashboard with black speed knobs and non-active noise cancelling technology (it is loud!).

GIbson Automotive
Gibson Automotive

It is just a joke. I’ve put a replacement badge of a Gibson Goldtone amp on the rear of my car. Have a great day y’all!