Honey… Happy Anniversary!
Honey… look what the storm blew into our garden!
Honey… I threw a stick to the dog and look what it brought back!
Honey… it is just an old guitar with a new lick of paint!
Honey… every tobacco product comes with a surgical warning!
Honey… your new coffee table arrived!
Honey… look what I made out of some old cigar boxes!
Honey… it is not a guitar! It does not have enough strings!
Honey… Santa likes beer!
Honey … remember that old string I planted last year?
Honey… our basswood tree has fruit!
Honey… where did this ugly green thing come from?
Honey… it is just a cigar box!
Honey… it is our wedding anniversary, congratulations!
For a few days now I have been driving a Gibson Super Goldtone 4×4. It is a great car, I love it! The engine has DTV6 cylinders with EL34 valves. Spring reverb suspension in the front and rear. Chrome grille to cover the Celestion V30’s. For the driver mode I can choose between two options: normal and overdrive. A luxury dashboard with black speed knobs and non-active noise cancelling technology (it is loud!).
It is just a joke. I’ve put a replacement badge of a Gibson Goldtone amp on the rear of my car. Have a great day y’all!
Horror! Pure horror…!