How to tell your wife you bought new gear…

Honey… Happy Anniversary!
Fender headstock
Honey… look what the storm blew into our garden!
Gibson
Honey… I threw a stick to the dog and look what it brought back!
Gibson Les Paul Modern
Honey… it is just an old guitar with a new lick of paint!
Gibson es-335 Chris Cornell
Honey… every tobacco product comes with a surgical warning!
GMP Guitars – custom
Honey… your new coffee table arrived!
Fender
Honey… look what I made out of some old cigar boxes!
Fender CS Blues Junior
Honey… it is not a guitar! It does not have enough strings!
Scheckter Baron H
Honey… Santa likes beer!
Santa
Honey … remember that old string I planted last year?
Gibson SG Zoot Suit 2009
Honey… our basswood tree has fruit!
Warwick Corvette double$ Ltd.
Honey… where did this ugly green thing come from?
Gibson Standard Modern Double Cut 2017
Honey… it is just a cigar box!
Marshall Astoria
Honey… it is our wedding anniversary, congratulations!






